If each one of my tumblr followers gave me $5, I could pay rent on one of many nice apartments for over a year. That would be rad.

How many followers must one have before they buy you things?

“ I am thankful for the difficult people in my life. They have shown me exactly who I don’t want to be.
“ I never wish to be easily defined. I’d rather float over other people’s minds as something strictly fluid and non-perceivable; more like a transparent, paradoxically iridescent creature rather than an actual person.


giving head to a guy you actually like is such a joy, seriously

it’s like “thank you for making me laugh, i hope you like your tip at the back of my throat” 

(via victoriaeden)